Story about cockroaches and lizards

Was chatting on e phone with Cindy last night till 3am...
ooo learnt abt tis two new tings...abt tis two horrible creatures in the world.. esp cockroaches...

Story of cockroaches....

1. Cockroaches cant walk backwards..
2. Scare them by behind, they will walk forward...

3. They do U-turns but not reverse motion...

Story of lizards....

1. Lizards' tail is poisonous

Reasons:

a) tail drop on yr skin.. mus go see doc immed, if not will grow very disgusting mucus within yr skin...

b) tail go into yr ear..will cause deafness of yr ears...

cant rem wat else she told me..hee.. short and knowledgable can le.. :)